So this weekened was my bachelorette party in Nashville…
Holy. Shit.
It was a freaking blast – but here it is 36 hours later and my body is still dehydrated from the major amounts of alcohol consumed this weekend. Started off small with Jello shots and promptly ended my memory after Patron. From what I can recall – it was a definite good time.
Friday night I drove to Nashville to be greeted with these:
A tub filled with Booze
Tub filled with Skittles Vodka, Captain Morgan *My favorite!*, Jello Shots – some norm, some Falice shaped. (I always wanted one of these! – tub filled with booze, not penis shaped Jello, Ive had those!)
Fun-Fetti Penis Cake & A Penis Brownie
Theres quite a few captions I could create for this photo – but I’ll keep it semi clean right now!
I ate a testicle for breakfast. It was delicious.
Penis Everything...
Penis Candy, Ring Toss, Candy Necklace, Straws, Boa & A Condom Bouquet for “F*Ck for a Buck” – I felt so dirty carrying that thing around – but we made quite a bit of drink money!
My personalized Drink
Captain & Diet Coke complete with personalized wine glass & penis shaped straw. Classy – I know!
Personalized Banner
Banner made by amazing Maid of Honor – it’s hard to read but it says “Megs Bachelorette Party” with Lime green & Aqua with some Zebra – that girl really knows me!!! 
As the night progressed, I get rushed into an amazing Wolf Pack shirt made my bridesmaids, forced to wear a penis tiara & penis candy around my arm. To complete the look they got me a boa. I was super excited, I love boas but then guess what…it has PENIS’ on it, too! Holy hell ladies – I mean I like the dick & all, but I don’t think I needed to wear it all night. Moving on – here is a pic of my amazing outfit on Friday night, completed with a shot from our waitress at dinner….
Too many penis' to think clearly...I swear it wasn't the alcohol!
After what was a very fun night, from what I can remember, I was more than excited to take off all the falice attire. Here is a pic of how Saturday night went….
Hey Mom! Look - No Penis'!!
Had to take a picture so my Fiance knew what to not cheat on @ his party!
We ended up eating at Dick’s Last Resort – this awesome restaurant where they are extremely rude to you, for example when our Table was ready they announced “Bachelorette Bitches, Party of 8″ to let us know we were ready to be seated. They made these vulgar & dirty hats out of paper for us to wear – mine said “Insert Dick Here” with a hole cut out of it and placed over my mouth. But I loved this place! They even gave me a Tshirt that said “They have hooters, we have dicks” and a bumber sticker that says “Dicks are Swell”
After Dicks we headed to Coyote Ugly where we stayed for the remainder of the night – it was such a good time! They girls were just like in the movie, even did the Devil went down to Georgia for me! I got to dance on the bar several times, got a few free drinks (around $300 worth thanks to some very nice gentleman) and I can’t wait to go back!
We did a ton of bar hopping this weekend, but I don’t remember much more of my time there. Oh, we did do a sexy chair dancing class where I got to learn how to “sexily” dance around my man while hes seated in a chair. I was more than hungover during the class I looked more like an ackward chicken than a sexy stripper – but I’m ok with that!
Had a great time, but can’t wait to Marry Mr. Higgins in 26 days! Cheers to one last Hoorah and making it count!
